- Sandy Cheeks: Hey there, SpongeBob. Back so soon?
- Sandy Cheeks: [looking at the item SpongeBob is holding] Watcha got there?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Wel-lll-ll I... I just throught you might like this. It's a really weird accorn that makes funny noises when you shake it. Maybe you can use it as a decoration for your tree.
- [SpongeBob gives the hive-in-a-jar to Sandy]
- Sandy Cheeks: Why. Isn't this the fanciest doohickey you ever done saw? This will look great on the tree. Hold on the sec while I put it up there.
- [Sandy enters the treedome]
- Sandy Cheeks: [offscreen] SpongeBob! This is no accorn! Get up here right away!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [jumps on the bus stop bench for Downtown Bikini Bottom] Ah, tartar sauce! I still don't have the right ticket for this bus stop.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Patrick, is everything okay?
- Patrick Star: Not okay! Not okay! Something fell on my roof and now my TV doesn't work. I can't get up there to fix the thingy and I'm missing all my favorite shows! Ooohhh.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's too bad. I wish there was something I could do to help.
- Patrick Star: What are you waiting for, Spongebob? I'm missing my shows! A real buddy would get up there and make my life complete again.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Ehhhh. Oh, barnacles.
- Patrick Star: Woohoo! My TV is fixed! You saved me from thinking, Spongebob!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Save your gratitude my jolly, pink friend. It's all in a day's work for a sponge such as I. But, um, maybe you can help me with a problem I'm having. You see, it all started out this morning when Gary and I were playing fetch.
- Patrick Star: On 2nd thought, who wants to stay at home and watch TV on a day like this? I'm going downtown to see the new construction site. Maybe you can meet me there and we'll play Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. Lat one there's a nematode!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [discovers his back door in the kitchen not opening] Looks like something in my backyard is blocking the door.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [sees a scarecrow on Squidward's garden] Now, that's not very scary. How does Squidward expect to protect his garden with that?