EuroTrip (2004)

Travis Wester: Jamie

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Quotes 

• Scott : Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello!

  Truck Driver : Hello!

  Scott : [in German]  My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.

  Truck Driver : [in German]  German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.

  Cooper : What did he say?

  Scott : He said he's driving, something...

  Scott : [in German]  Do you know where is Berlin?

  Truck Driver : [in German]  Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.

  Scott : Berlin!

  Truck Driver : [in German]  Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.

  Scott : He's going to Berlin.

  Jamie : Awesome.

  Truck Driver : [in German]  Nowhere near Berlin.

  Scott : All right, come on, let's go.

  [the group get in the back of the truck] 

  Truck Driver : [to self, in German]  I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.

• [Creepy Italian Guy massages Jamie's shoulders] 

  Jamie : What-what the hell are you doing?

  Creepy Italian Guy : Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.

  [massages harder] 

• [after taking a drink of Absinthe] 

  Jamie : I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.

  Cooper : Me neither.

  Scott : Sober as a judge.

  [to a hallucinatory green fairy] 

  Scott : How about you?

  Green Fairy : I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!

• Scott : Uh-oh.

  Jamie : What?

  Scott : Big tunnel.

  Creepy Italian Guy : [grins maniacally as the train drives into darkness] 

  Jamie : [in the commotion]  Scotty, is that you? WHO'S TOUCHING ME?

• Scott : What happened to you last night?

  Jamie : I got robbed! It was awesome.

• Jamie : [to the tour group]  This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.

  Jenny : [to herself]  We could be seeing an arrest in the making.

• Cooper : What the hell is that?

  Jamie : It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says as long as you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.

  Scott : Except your dignity.

  Jamie : No, you just put that in your... wait, what?

• Jamie : [pulls out Frommer's guide book]  And I've even planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun!

  Scott : You brought a guide book to a party?

  Jamie : You wanna see my itinerary?

  Cooper : You wanna see my balls?

• Jamie : The chateaus have been there for three hundred years. Mieke's gone in twelve hours.

• Anna, The Camera Store Girl : I'm going on break. I was going to step out back and have a cigarette. Would you like to join me?

  Jamie : I don't smoke.

  Anna, The Camera Store Girl : Neither do I.

• Jamie : I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players just to pay for it. So nobody touches my camera but me.

  Cooper : So it's like your wiener.

  Jamie : No, it's not like my- Jenny!

  Jenny : Cooper! Leave him alone.