Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (2002–2004)
Greg Giraldo: Self
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Quotes
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Greg Giraldo : [When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering] You know, I think they should give her the license, but then, it should only be good for flying carpets.
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Greg Giraldo : The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.
Jim Norton : You masturbate with a Speak 'n Spell?