Someone Was Watching (2003 Video)

Jonathan Rudy: Chris

Quotes 

• Chris : Fred Barney?...

  Pat : Oh yeah yeah. I changed our names. I didn't want our parents just to be able to call the airlines and find us. At least not until we find Bud and Clover

  Chris : Yeah, but Fred Barney?...

  Pat : What? You're the one who said you always loved the Flintstones

  Chris : And who are you?... Wilma Betty?

  Pat : No. Rocky Dimaggio

  Chris : Rocky... why couldn't I be Rocky?

  Pat : Comon'... which one of us 'looks' like Rocky

  Chris : Yeah, but Fred Barney?

• Chris : Pat! This fence... it's... it's new!

• Pat : 'You know what they call the fear of water?...

  Chris : Yeah... drowning

  Pat : ...Hydrophobia

  Chris : I'm not afraid of water. I love water.

  Pat : It'll probably go away when we find Molly

  Chris : So who died and made you my therapist?

  Pat : Chris, sometimes you just gotta face your fears

  Chris : Look who's talking Mr. I-don't-like-life-so-I-make-it-up-as-I-go...

• Frank : Hey boys

  [beat] 

  Frank : Come here...

  Chris , Pat : [leaning in] 

  Frank : ...I don't dink dey can compete wit me...

  Chris , Pat : [rolling their eyes] 

  Frank : ...you see, when people like my cookies dey like dem year round- all de time. But when it's cold an' wet?... BLAH

  [breaths in their faces] 

  Chris , Pat : [flinch in grotesque] 

  Frank : ...dey don't like de ice cream so much... dey don't like de ice cream so much

• Pat : [waking to the sound of the television]  What are you doing? It's three o'clock in the morning!

  Chris : Nothing. Go back to sleep.

  Pat : [in response to further televised sounds]  Chris! Shutup, will ya? I gotta test in the morning!

  Chris : School doesn't start for another two weeks Pat...