Monsturd (2003 Video)

Beth West: Agent Hannigan

Quotes 

• Sheriff Duncan : What in the hell could of done that?

  Agent Hannigan : I don't know, I don't even want to guess.

  Sheriff Duncan : Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but you know that old urban legend,you know, with the alligator in the sewer?... Gettin' flushed down the toilet?... And it grows to gigantic proportions...?

  Agent Hannigan : You've been watching too many crappy horror movies, Sheriff.

• Agent Hannigan : Did you question Mrs. Keller about her husband's whereabouts in the last 24 hours?

  Deputy Rick : Hell no! We just wanted to get the hell out of there.

  Deputy Dan : We just thought we should mention the Jack Schmidt thing as soon as possible.

  Deputy Rick : Dan got pictures of 'em!

  Deputy Dan : Can't wait to see the look on my wife's face when she develops THAT roll!

• Agent Hannigan : That bacteria must have leaked from DuTech Genetics. I know this sounds impossible, but it seems like it somehow mutated Jack Schmidt's genetic makeup when he was down there in that tank.

  Sheriff Duncan : I liked the alligator in the sewer, better.