Last Comic Standing (2003–2015)

Jay Mohr: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Jay Mohr : When we come back we'll find out who is going to be performing first in the head-to-head.

  [beat] 

  Jay Mohr : Who are we kidding? It's Gary Gulman!

• Jay Mohr : I'm Ryan Seacrest.

• Jay Mohr : [as bird]  How did I get hit?