Last Comic Standing (2003–2015)

Gary Gulman: Self - Comedian, Self, Self - Comedian: Eliminated

Quotes 

• Gary Gulman : You know what, this is below me.

  Ant : At 6'6" everything's below you.

• Gary Gulman : Oreo, have you been reading my diary? Because this has been a fantasy of mine for some time.

• Gary Gulman : Look down the aisle, sugar cookie. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker

• Gary Gulman : I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

• Gary Gulman : Oops, kids. I fell.

• Gary Gulman : [dressed as a mouse, trying to amuse little kids]  Do you know my brother, Chuck E. Cheese?