Dennis Pennis R.I.P. (1997 Video)
Paul Kaye: Dennis Pennis, Mike Strutter, Tony Cream, Brian Munich, Ken Touken, Lloyd Richmond, Labian Quest, Bob Boonah, Kenny Dogleash
Quotes
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Dennis Pennis : Princess Anne, you're a very keen rider, how many times have you been tossed off by a horse?
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Dennis Pennis : [to Michael Jackson, who is surrounded by bodyguards] Is your favourite group 3T? Or do you still prefer Boyz II Men? Mike, do you think about having any more kids, or you don't want to get arrested again?
[one of the bodyguards pushes Dennis away]
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Dennis Pennis : [to Gerard Depardieu] I was very disappointed when Andie MacDowell kissed you in Green Card because you didn't turn into a prince! You stayed like a fat, ugly frog!
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Dennis Pennis : Do you think it's about time you got awarded with a sort of - The honours list, you know the Queen's honour's list? You should be Michael Winner O.B.E.S.E.
Michael Winner : Oh, thank God, you should be in charge!
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Dennis Pennis : [to Mick Hucknall] How do you describe your voice? Is it rock or is pop? Cos I hear you and I think you are soul. You are-soul!
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Dennis Pennis : [to Kenneth Clarke] It's such a shame you didn't become leader, I look at you and I think what a waste... What a massive waist!
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Anthony Cream Jnr. : We plan to break into BBC Headquarters secretly in the middle of the night and stage a dirty protest.
Tony Cream : A shit-in, if you like.
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Dennis Pennis : [to Kim Basinger] You look like a blonde bomb site!
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Dennis Pennis : Got any plans to start going through puberty at some point?
Michael J. Fox : Uh, well, I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis : OK.
Michael J. Fox : I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis : See you there.
Michael J. Fox : [points at Dennis' red hair] You dyeing your pubic hair as well?