Monster Man (2003)
Robert R. Shafer: Police Officer #1
Quotes
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Police Officer #1 : [in a thick redneck accent] You dang kids are up to your assholes and elbows in trouble now!
Adam : Ask your elbows *what*?
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Police Officer #1 : You hagglin' to get in on some drop the soap action, boy? 'Cause if you are, I'll put you in with a whole cell of hardy hard-ons who'll stretch your ass out 'til it looks like a spare tire. My advice to you is to get in your dang car and get the hell out of my state before I put you in a place where your nicknames'll be Firestone and Union Royal.