- Kurt Cobain: [before the song "The Man Who Sold The World"] I guarantee you I will screw this song up...
- Kurt Cobain: [after finishing the song "The Man Who Sold The World"] I didn't screw it up, did I?
- [referring to the song "Pennyroyal Tea"]
- Kurt Cobain: Okay, but here's another one I could screw up.
- Kurt Cobain: [referring to the song "About A Girl"] This is off our first record - most people don't own it.
- A girl from audience: [Screams] "Rape me!"
- Kurt Cobain: [Cobain slowly returns and says] "I don't think MTV would let us play that!"
- Kurt Cobain: [referring to the band The Meatpuppets who have just joined Nirvana onstage] What are they tuning, a harp? I thought we were a big rich rock band. We should have a whole bunch of extra guitars.
- Musician: You should go tell that to the I.R.S.!