- Mr. Hatton: [after catching Alan looking up UFO's on his work computer] Parker! What do aliens have to do with insurance claims, anyway?
- Alan Parker: Uh... nothing, sir.
- Mr. Hatton: That's RIGHT, you stupid son of a bitch! Get to work, or spend the new year on the unemployment line!
- Alan Parker: Yes, Mr. Hatton. Merry Christmas.
- Mr. Hatton: I HATE Christmas! And you're not leavin' early, either!
- Alan Parker: No problem. I, uh, better get back to work.
- Mr. Hatton: You asshole. You BETTER!
- Alan Parker: [after he leaves] Scrooge...