D.E.B.S. (2004)
Meagan Good: Max
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Quotes
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Mrs. Peatree : [to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!
[whirls from fireplace to Amy]
Mrs. Peatree : I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.
Max : Mrs. Peatree?
Mrs. Peatree : Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.
Max : Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?
Mrs. Peatree : Have I *not* been speaking English?
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Janet : [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified] Please don't smoke! Please?
[looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction]
Janet : [to Max] Tell her not to smoke!
[looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique]
Janet : Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!
[Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands]
Max : This is bullshit!
Janet : This could not get any worse!
[Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them]
Max : See? Trap.
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Max : It's a trap.
Amy : Whatever.
Max : Hey! Look. Creepy shadows. No bad guys in sight. Confined space! Trap!
Amy : Why are to you giving me such a hard time? Do you think I can't handle it?
Max : No I *know* you can't handle it. You wouldn't know formation kappa kappa gamma if it bit you in your forehead.
Dominique : [acknowledging that this is not the best time for Amy and Max to be fighting] We are going to die.
Amy : [to Dominique] No.
[turning back to Max]
Amy : As your senior officer, I'm ordering you to secure the vault, soldier!
Max : You're "ordering" me?
Amy : Yeah!
Max : [gets gun ready] Fine!
Amy : [they run in - nothing seems amiss] There! That wasn't so bad. I think you guys owe me an apology-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
[falls as trap doors opens beneath her]