Jul på Vesterbro (2003)

Anders Matthesen: Arne, Danny, Greta, Igor, Kefir, Randi, Stewart Stardust

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Quotes 

• Arne Nougatgren : So, Danny hasn't told you about me at all?

  Stewart Stardust : Not unless your name is Nikoline and you give one *hell* of a blowjob.

  [laughs] 

  Arne Nougatgren : ...well, my name isn't Nikoline.

• Danny : Why did you beat the scouts, dad? Did they sing again?

• Stewart Stardust : Child support? Isn't that money you get on the plane while on your way to Thailand?

• Arne Nougatgren : [Arne is coming out of Vivans bedroom, smoking]  Stewart, this is not what it looks like.

  Stewart Stardust : You don't say? Because apparently it looks like you've just humped the love of my life

  Arne Nougatgren : Well, then... It is what it looks like.

• Stewart Stardust : [Danny is dressed up as Santa Claus and now he only needs his bag]  Danny, get the old bag!

  Danny : Alright! Mom, dad want to talk to you!

• Igor : I am going to kill you in a very inventive way. I am going to pee in a paper cone, freeze it, remove the paper and stab you with my own ice-cold urine.

• Danny : Don't worry, dad, he's with me.

  Stewart Stardust : You don't say... that sounds unappealing, to put it mildly.