Imaginary Heroes (2004)

Jay Paulson: Vern

Quotes 

• Vern : What happened to you?

  Tim Travis : What happened to *you*?

  Vern : Well, I've been trying to relocate, to a higher plane of life, unsuccessfully.

  Tim Travis : You have to cut up and down, not across.

  Vern : Yeah, if you don't mind bleeding slowly for 5 hours.

  Tim Travis : Why?

  Vern : Because there is nothing here that I even remotely care about. I've got nothing to fight for, and if I don't want to live here why should I have to, and I don't care how much better off I am than everyone else, that's not the point.

  Tim Travis : I think you're my new hero.

  Vern : You know, one of two things happens when you meet your heroes, either they're assholes, or they're just like you are. Either way you always lose.

  Tim Travis : Hey, guns always hit their mark.

  Vern : Yeah, only if you really wanna die.