Khullam Khulla Pyaar Karen (2005)

Govinda: Raja, Vicky

Quotes 

• Raja : [to Satish Kaushik in his casual tone after the hockey team leaves the office]  Did you tease these girls ?

  R.t. Manghnani : [Furious]  Raja, you were supposed to take these girls to the airport and you made them miss their flight ?

  Raja : I had almost reached the airport but whilst on the way...

  R.t. Manghnani : [Interrupting Govinda]  Stop it. I am aware of the book of your excuses but they aren't gonna work. Going by your antiques, who's gonna look after this travel agency when I am gone ?

  Raja : Me obviously. Besides, you don't do much either.

  R.t. Manghnani : [Standing up angrily]  You think you're too funny.

  [Raising his fists] 

  R.t. Manghnani : I'll give you a punch similar to the movie GHULAM. All your teeth would be lying on the floor.

  Raja : Such moves aren't gonna work on me. Even Yamraj has failed countless times, ok.

  R.t. Manghnani : What the hell do you mean ?

  Raja : When I was born, my parents were taking me across the river on a boat. It had 70 people. It capsized. All 70, including my parents, died. But I survived.

  R.t. Manghnani : [Astonished]  How ?

  Raja : Well my Mother put me on the tube and I kept afloat. In my village, just for fun sake I stole the headmaster's shoes. So, as punishment he decided to tie me upside down on the Banyan tree. He had just began tying me up and there was a flood in the village. Nobody survived. But I did.

  R.t. Manghnani : [Shocked]  Now how did this happen ?

  Raja : Simple. I was tied to the top of the tree. Floodwaters didn't reach that high. Aged 21, I was travelling from Delhi to Bihar. Putting together all compartments, 917 people were travelling. The train met with an accident and fell into the river below. Not one compartment was recovered, so obviously no passanger was found either. But I survived.

  R.t. Manghnani : [Completely confused]  When the compartments couldn't be found, how could you ?

  Raja : I was travelling without ticket, so the TC deboarded me mid journey.

  Raja : Now how much are you gonna keep faking ?

  Raja : There're more instances...

  R.t. Manghnani : Shut up.

  [Crying] 

  R.t. Manghnani : I curse myself.

  Raja : So do it seated.

  R.t. Manghnani : I curse the day when I hired you reading Chandan Prasad's letter that you're an orphan. Now I get the feeling, you'll have me orphaned. Just get out of here.

  Raja : You'll gimme another chance. I know you're a very decent human being.

  R.t. Manghnani : [In sarcasm]  I am not. I am a scoundrel.

  Raja : No you're a nice person and you'll gimme another chance.

  R.t. Manghnani : Alright. But if you screw up this time,

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  R.t. Manghnani : you know very well what I'll do.

  Raja : Of course I do. You'll gimme another opportunity.