Stargate: Atlantis (2004–2009)

Kavan Smith: Major Evan Lorne, Maj. Evan Lorne

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• Maj. Lorne : Wow - you must really be some kind of genius!

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, as a matter of fact, I, um... wait a minute. See, why would you say that now?

  Maj. Lorne : Something has to have kept Colonel Sheppard from shooting you all this time!

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, yeah, like I didn't see that one coming, huh?

• Maj. Lorne : [about radiation exposure]  Dr. Parrish said a day or two of exposure wasn't going to kill us.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, yeah, and Dr. Parrish has a PhD in what? That's right, botany!

• Dr. Rodney McKay : So exactly what kind of special training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?

  Maj. Lorne : "You guys"?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, you know - 'Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It's a great place to start'.

  Maj. Lorne : And by this mission you mean hunting down a skilled weapons expert hopped up on Wraith drugs, in the pitch black of an alien planet?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes.

  Maj. Lorne : Actually, I skipped that course in Major school.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I was afraid of that.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [about radiation exposure]  As it is, I may have to forgo reproducing.

  Maj. Lorne : Yeah, that's funny, I was just thinking that might be wise.

• Maj. Lorne : I was hoping Lt. Ford would recognize a friendly face and turn himself in.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : You mean me?

  Maj. Lorne : Well, you were friends, weren't you?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh yeah, when we weren't out on harrowing missions, we used to hang out together. I'd share my dreams of self-sustaining fusion, he would talk about how you could sever a man's torso with a P-90.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : Maybe we should make a diversion.

  Maj. Lorne : Are you volunteering?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I'll shut up.