The Ellen DeGeneres Show (2003–2023)

Steve Harvey: Self, Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Steve Harvey : [laughing after watching the particularly embarrassing and hilarious 'frightened turtle' reaction to Ellen scaring him]  I had to straighten my clothes up. I swear to you man...

  Steve Harvey : [stops laughing but is still lighthearted]  That was not funny. Not only was that not funny, that wasn't even cool! I don't know what the hell you're laughing at. I should have shot him!

  Ellen : We thought you were gonna punch him, he was prepared.

  Steve Harvey : But where was I going, though? When you showed it what was with this leg over here for? I just, really, man, that is not good, that is not good. That's gonna be on YouTube!