Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Elisabeth Harnois: Brittany

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• Kimberly Joyce : So, Brittany, this is Randa. Randa's from the middle east, but she's really sweet. She doesn't say much, though.

  Brittany Wells : Hi! I know all about the immigrant experience, how hard it can be - I'm Canadian.

• Brittany Wells : I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?

  Kimberly Joyce : Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.

  Randa : That is quite all right.

• Kimberly Joyce : Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.

  Brittany Wells : Ech, don't those things make you cough?

  Kimberly Joyce : No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.

  [offers one to Randa] 

  Randa : No thanks.

  Kimberly Joyce : Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.

  Brittany Wells : That's true.

  Randa : No thank you, I do not smoke.

  Kimberly Joyce : Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.

  Brittany Wells : Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?

  Kimberly Joyce : 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.

  Brittany Wells : Eh - too fattening.

  Kimberly Joyce : Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!

• Brittany Wells : Mr. Anderson's kind of weird, especially around girls; we think he's a podiatrist.

• Brittany Wells : God Kimberly, he's a poet!

  Brittany Wells : Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram.

• Brittany Wells : Would you ever let a guy do that to you, Kimberly?

  Kimberly Joyce : I have.

  Brittany Wells : Oh, my God, who?

  Kimberly Joyce : Warren.

  Brittany Wells : Warren Prescott?

  Kimberly Joyce : Yeah, a little while ago, when we were dating he said:

  [flashback] 

  Warren Prescott : Kimberly, we've been going out for a long time, and I really love you, and I think it'd be cool if you'd let me pack your fudge chute.

  Kimberly Joyce : At first I thought he was talking about making sundaes, but then he explained it to me and I was kind of into it.

  Brittany Wells : Did it hurt?

  Kimberly Joyce : Yeah, a little bit. But it didn't hurt as much with Warren as it would have with other boys, if you catch my drift.

  Randa Azzouni : What is your drift?

  Kimberly Joyce : Never mind. But a few days later, he broke up with me. He said he didn't want to date a girl who would let a guy do that to her. I mean, does that make any sense?

• Kimberly Joyce : Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.

  Brittany Wells : I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.

  Kimberly Joyce : You're a bitch!

  Brittany Wells : Yeah, well you're a trollop.

  Kimberly Joyce : Fine!

  [pause] 

  Kimberly Joyce : I'm sorry I called you a bitch.

  Brittany Wells : It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.

  Kimberly Joyce : It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.

  Brittany Wells : [thoughtfully]  Hm...

• Brittany Wells : [after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"]  Down with Nazis!

  Kimberly Joyce : Yeah, boo nazis!

• Brittany Wells : [mistaking the word 'pederast']  Mr. Anderson's kind of weird. Especially around girls. We think he's a podiatrist.

• Brittany Wells : Kimberly, Randa died because of this!

  Kimberly Joyce : Every war has its casualties, just ask my brother.