The Fight for the Fox Box (2003 TV Short)

Mike Pollock: Dr. Eggman, Meat

Quotes 

• Shredder : [on the briefing screens where the antagonists videoconference]  The Turtles may have the code, but we have The Turtles! There should not be any more problems.

  Dr. Eggman : I believe Sonic may have discovered my code, too.

  The Voice : I hope the rest of you had better luck!

  Dr. K : Not exactly. Cubix sort of got my code.

  Dialbolic : Kid Muscle may have lucked out and gotten the code, but I wouldn't say this is the final call.

  King Dedede : Don't blame me! It's Escargoon's fault! He was in charge of hidin' my part of the code.

  Escargoon : What's the big deal? The code's still in five different pieces, right? Nobody'll ever put 'em together!

  The Voice : You fool! Donatello set up a website called SaveTheFoxBox.com! If anyone saw all the parts of the code, they could enter it there and restore the network!

  [the Voice's visualization fades away as the voice itself changes to reveal the speaker as Wayne Cramp. His voice is no longer distorted] 

  Wayne Cramp : And that would make me mad at you! And you don't wanna make me mad, 'cuz when I get mad, that's when I get even!

  Dorothy Cramp : [knocking on his bedroom door]  Wayne Cramp! What are you doing?

  Wayne Cramp : Uh, nothing Mother! Just plotting to destroy the Fox Box! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Dorothy Cramp : If you see your brother, send him down. And don't you be late!

  Wayne Cramp : I'll be there for sure!

  [to himself] 

  Wayne Cramp : Just tying up some loose ends...

  Lucien Cramp : [with his back tied to a skateboard]  I won't let you get away with this!

  Wayne Cramp : The only one getting away is you!

  Lucien Cramp : [he starts sliding headfirst down the stairs]  Aaah!

  Wayne Cramp : Ha ha ha ha! Bye, girl-pants! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  [in his altered "Voice" voice] 

  Wayne Cramp : The Fox Box is mine! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

• The Voice : [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens]  Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!

  King Dedede : Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!

  Dr. K : Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.

  Escargoon : I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.

  Dr. K : What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.

  Shredder : Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.

  The Voice : Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.

  Dr. Eggman : What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?

  The Voice : Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.

  Shredder : Hmm... Go on.

  The Voice : The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?

  Dialbolic : Sounds even better than a dial tone!

  The Voice : Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!

  Dr. Eggman : Hmm. Very interesting.

  The Voice : [the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio]  King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good!

  [It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening] 

  Ace Anderson : [in the passenger's seat]  We must be picking up someone's CB radio!

  Jack Kowalski : This guy sounds nuts!

  The Voice : Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!

  Dr. K : Ooh! That's like music to my ears!

  Shredder : But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!

  The Voice : Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!

  Jack Kowalski , Ace Anderson : What?

  [Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop] 

  Ace Anderson : The codes were...?

  Jack Kowalski : Stolen?

  The Voice : Without which the network will be off the air.

• Dr. Eggman : [in response to The Voice's plan to shut down the Fox Box]  What if your plan is discovered?

  King Dedede : Don't be so hard-boiled, Eggman! It ain't like we gonna go mailing out a whole heap of DVDs telling folks about the whole dang scheme!

  The Voice : For security, I'm sending each of you part of the secret code. Keep it a secret! Only when it's reassembled will the Fox Box go back on the air. With programming we control!

• Dr. Eggman : [Sonic breaks into Dr. Eggman's control tower]  Sonic! What are you doing here?

  Sonic the Hedgehog : I heard ya had one of the Fox Box broadcast codes!

  Dr. Eggman : That's right! My portion has been digitally implanted in the memory of my robot, Decoe. And he will only divulge it if I ask him to.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Ask him!

  Dr. Eggman : Not a chance! You're not getting me to ask "What's the code, Decoe?"!

  Decoe : The code is:

  [looks at a screen] 

  Decoe : Nine, H, T, six, A.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Ha! Thanks, Decoe.

  Dr. Eggman : [grumbles]  You may have the code, Sonic, but now you'll have to pay the price! Get him!

  [guns start shooting at Sonic, Sonic jumps in front of Eggman] 

  Dr. Eggman : No! Get him, not me!

  [Sonic jumps away] 

  Dr. Eggman : Ha! You won't get away!

  [the reactor behind him starts to explode] 

  Dr. Eggman : Neither will I!

  [the base explodes] 

• Ace Anderson : [in the Funky Cops' office]  So you say your name's Meat?

  Meat : That's right, detective!

  Jack Kowalski : I find that very hard to believe, you know.

  Meat : Let me get this straight. You believe me when I tell ya that I live in the future, that I fly around in spaceships, and I was cryogenically frozen for ten years, but you have trouble believing my name is Meat?

  Ace Anderson : You expect us to believe *anything* you say, you diaper-wearing, no-neck loudmouth?

  Jack Kowalski : If you're really who you say you are, then what's happening next on "Ultimate Muscle"?

  Meat : Gee, I thought you'd never ask! Let me start by reminding you where we left off.

  ["Ultimate Muscle" theme song plays, setting up its premise] 

  Ace Anderson : [after Meat tells them all about "Ultimate Muscle"]  You think we're bozos? Do ya?

  Jack Kowalski : What do you take us for? A couple of complete and total idiots?

  Ace Anderson : The next thing you'll be telling us is that there are a bunch of mutant turtles runnin' loose in New York City!