Viva la Bam (2003–2006)

Ryan Dunn: Self

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Quotes 

• Bam Margera : Where are you going?

  Bam's Mom : Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks! We're going for our anniversary

  Bam's Crew : I wasn't listening

  Bam Margera : Neither was I

• Bam's Crew : How are we going to spot 'em?

  Bam's Crew : Are you kidding? We're looking for Phil. He's not too hard to pick out.

  Bam's Crew : He's like the size of three Frenchmen!

• Bam's Crew : [Sitting in bath full of cocoa and marshmellows]  This is kind of nice

  Bam's Dad : Turned out alright didn't it?

  Bam's Crew : Yeah

  Bam's Dad : It's comfortable in here!

• Bam's Mom : [after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow]  I'm gonna have to call a cab

  Bam Margera : There is no cab companies in West Chester

  Bam's Mom : I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company

  Bam's Crew : I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.

  Bam's Mom : [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo]  -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"

  Bam Margera : [Everybody laughing]  Get out of that!

  Bam Margera : [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away]  I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!

• Bam Margera : Well if Bran and Rake aren't going then I gotta call my friends, The Dudesons!

  Bam's Crew : That one guy doesn't shut the hell up. Please don't call!

• Bam's Dad : [after April kisses Bam goodbye]  If she kisses you, I can kiss you. I hope you know that. Bye Bye.

  [Tries to kiss Bam] 

  Bam Margera : Ew! Get away!

  Bam's Dad : When she kisses I kiss

  Bam's Crew : This guy's not even in France yet, and already he's acting all weird

  Bam's Crew : H.R Kissnshit!

• Bam's Crew : [after putting frogs in Bam's tent]  I guess he didn't find his prince. Maybe he should have kissed one.

• Brandon DiCamillo : Have you ever had a boyfriend?

  Bam's Crew : No

  [polygraph machine says he is lying] 

• Bam's Crew : We just had to carry with fat Vito...

  Bam's Crew : [kisses Raab] 

  Bam's Crew : That makes it all better

• Bam's Crew : You can't give me one snap.