Viva la Bam (2003–2006)
Bam Margera: Self
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Quotes
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Bam's Mom : Bam! Your friends just buried my car in snow!
Bam Margera : They're not my friends.
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Bam Margera : What country are we in?
Bam's Uncle : Switzer-Land Bam.
Bam Margera : And what are ya wearing?
Bam's Uncle : The Liederhosen you gave me.
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Bam Margera : Where are you going?
Bam's Mom : Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks! We're going for our anniversary
Bam's Crew : I wasn't listening
Bam Margera : Neither was I
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Bam's Uncle : I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy
Bam Margera : The Leaning Tower of what?
Bam's Uncle : Pizza
Bam Margera : Spell It
Bam's Uncle : P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
Bam Margera : Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
Bam's Uncle : No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
Bam Margera : Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
Bam's Uncle : That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
Bam Margera : [Hangs head laughing]
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Bam's Uncle : [In Pisa, Italy] The whole goddamn city is named after pizza
Bam Margera : It's Pisa
Bam Margera : Yeah, but that's "pizza" in Italian
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Bam Margera : Row your boat!
Bam's Uncle : Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?
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Bam Margera : Looks like we're ready for Monaco. Ready to go outside?
Bam's Uncle : Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach.
Bam Margera : Do you know the rules of Monaco?
Bam's Uncle : Naw they got stupid rules...
Bam Margera : You cant talk loud.
Bam's Uncle : ...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know.
Bam Margera : -whispering- Whisper.
Bam's Uncle : Whisper What?
Bam Margera : -whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh.
Bam's Uncle : What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?
Bam Margera : -whispering- Yes whisper.
Bam's Uncle : -whispering- I'll whisper lets go... I hate Monaco... Pistachio... Pistachio.
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[from the opening creditd]
Announcer : Bam Margera. What will he do next?
Bam Margera : Whatever the fuck I want.
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Bam Margera : Is that all you do is bitch?
Bam's Mom : I bitch because you're my*son*!
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Police Officer : Don't do anything stupid
Bam Margera : I wasn't planning on it
Police Officer : Good... 'cause I'll arrest your ass!
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Bam's Mom : [after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow] I'm gonna have to call a cab
Bam Margera : There is no cab companies in West Chester
Bam's Mom : I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company
Bam's Crew : I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.
Bam's Mom : [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo] -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"
Bam Margera : [Everybody laughing] Get out of that!
Bam Margera : [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away] I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!
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Bam Margera : Well if Bran and Rake aren't going then I gotta call my friends, The Dudesons!
Bam's Crew : That one guy doesn't shut the hell up. Please don't call!
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Bam Margera : Merry Christmas, ya little yerks!
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Bam Margera : Don't be a pussy Phil.
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Bam's Dad : [after April kisses Bam goodbye] If she kisses you, I can kiss you. I hope you know that. Bye Bye.
[Tries to kiss Bam]
Bam Margera : Ew! Get away!
Bam's Dad : When she kisses I kiss
Bam's Crew : This guy's not even in France yet, and already he's acting all weird
Bam's Crew : H.R Kissnshit!
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Bam Margera : Dico, you coming to Mexico?
Brandon DiCamillo : No, all the video games suck ther. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?
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[after Vito made Bams Hummer drive off that cliff thing]
Bam Margera : Vito... I'm proud of you! You thought this all through!
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Bam Margera : I took H.I.M.'s tour bus!
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Jarpi : [Jarpi is jabbering away in Finnish]
Bam Margera : He just said every Finnish word in the fucking dictionary in a matter of five minutes
Bam Margera : [turns to Jarpi] All right. All right, enough. No more Finland talk!
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Bam Margera : Vito, you're borderline fat.