Viva la Bam (2003–2006)

April Margera: Self

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Quotes 

• Bam's Mom : Bam! Your friends just buried my car in snow!

  Bam Margera : They're not my friends.

• Bam's Dad : What the hell are you doing here?

  Oderus : I couldn't sleep upstairs, it frightens me!

  Bam's Dad : But your friends are there, doesn't that make you...

  Oderus : [shouts]  They're not my friends!

  Bam's Mom : Oh, my God! This is just like the Exorcist.

• Bam Margera : Where are you going?

  Bam's Mom : Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks! We're going for our anniversary

  Bam's Crew : I wasn't listening

  Bam Margera : Neither was I

• Bam Margera : Is that all you do is bitch?

  Bam's Mom : I bitch because you're my*son*!

• Bam's Mom : [after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow]  I'm gonna have to call a cab

  Bam Margera : There is no cab companies in West Chester

  Bam's Mom : I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company

  Bam's Crew : I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.

  Bam's Mom : [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo]  -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"

  Bam Margera : [Everybody laughing]  Get out of that!

  Bam Margera : [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away]  I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!

• Colin Morrison : [drives his bike through a glass door in the house] 

  Bam's Mom : Am I the only normal one here?

  Bam's Uncle : No, Ape, I'm normal.

  Bam's Mom : Oh, God! You're so not normal!