Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary (2003)
Denis Leary: Self
Quotes
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Denis Leary : Christopher Walken wanted to be here, but the guest list was limited to people from the fuckin' planet Earth.
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Denis Leary : The only reason why Pete Townshend got busted was because he borrowed Mario Cantone's laptop.
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Denis Leary : [after wild applause from the audience when he finally gets up to speak] As my father always said, "Too little, too fuckin' late!"
