Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary (2003)
Nick Di Paolo: Self
Quotes
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Nick DiPaolo : Kiefer Sutherland's here. I... I, uh... I read an article of- in "Esquire" Kiefer Sutherland did. He said how he had to sleep in a car for two years in L.A. Yeah, it must have been tough tossing and turning in a Mercedes 450 SL when it's parked in front of your fucking father's mansion in Hollywood. That must have been... He said his dad didn't help him with his career. Yeah, and Tori Spelling's an orphan.
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Nick DiPaolo : Let's focus on Denis' film career, since his agent didn't.
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Nick DiPaolo : Lenny Clarke, what, did the Bowflex get lost in the mail? Holy shit. How can you have a coke problem *and* a weight problem? This is unbelievable. What are you snorting, confectionary sugar? Jesus Christ.
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Nick DiPaolo : Why are we roasting you? You're Irish, shouldn't we be boiling you?
