"Comedy Central Roasts" Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary (TV Episode 2003) - Adam Ferrara as Self

Adam Ferrara : A new spinoff series will be starring Jeff Garlin on HBO soon. It's called "Curb Your Appetite".
Adam Ferrara : You were an altar boy, right? No wonder you're so angry. Show me on Kiefer Sutherland where the priest touched you.
Adam Ferrara : I've been to Denis's farm up in Connecticut, or as it's commonly called, "The Neverglad Ranch". If you ever get the chance to go to Learyworld, get the three-day pass. It includes The Whiskey and Water Slide, 20,000 Leagues Under the Influence, Mr. Leary's Angry Ride, and my personal favorite, It's a Small Penis After All.

[to Denis]

Adam Ferrara : You really are Irish.

[Back to the crowd]

Adam Ferrara : But the most impressive thing about the place is he paid for it all with Marlboro Miles. While I was there I met his entire family, and there's thousands of them. Pack of nieces and nephews, 7-year-old Learys just looking up at you smokin'.

[Looks up, imitates smoking a cigarette, in a high version of Denis's voice]

Adam Ferrara : You like Spongebob Squarepants? Huh? I think he's a pussy!
Adam Ferrara : [to Denis] You went from being in a movie with Robert DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman to being in a TV show with Lenny Clarke and me! Next stop, Quaker State.

Adam Ferrara: Self