Jak II (2003 Video Game)

Bill Minkin: Krew, Male Citizens

Quotes 

• [Krew is telling Jak to enter a big race] 

  Krew : Uh, and your contract, with just a few trifles for me. I've ah, already signed your name to save time, mmmmmnn.

  [Daxter grabs the contract and starts reading quickly] 

  Daxter : We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, all print rights including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, tickertape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs,

  [inhales deeply] 

  Daxter : toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights.

  [Daxter stops and looks at the camera] 

  Daxter : GAME RIGHTS?

  [Daxter looks back at the contract] 

  Daxter : Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims.

  Krew : Heh heh heh... we can work out the tiny details later.

• Krew : While smuggling the huge statue through the sewers, 'ey, a grueling rainstorm flooded the whole place. The statue and five of my best men were swept away.

  Jak : That's terrible.

  Krew : Yes, a tragic loss. I've missed that statue ever since.

• Daxter : [to Krew about job]  Let me guess. Dark, murky water? Smells worse than your breath at an oyster fest? Fuller o' Metal Heads than your plate at a one-pass buffet? And of course, weapons more lethal than your ever so "tighty wighties" on a hot summer day?

  Jak : We're not doing anything until you tell us why the Baron is giving eco to the Metal Heads?

  Krew : [angry]  I should have you both knee-capped, ay?

• Krew : What is that awful smell?

  Daxter : Great! We do your dirty work, and end up smelling worse than a wet hip hog in a warm barn.

  Krew : No, I think it was my lunch, actually.

• Krew : You boys are turning out to be quite useful, ey? Mmm, I have another task for you. The Sewers used to be a fabulous smuggling route for me before the Baron installed security devices.

  Daxter : And before those late night snack runs kept you from fitting out the front door.

• Krew : I knew you were special when I first met you Jak, and I commend you for making it this far. We've come a long way, 'ey?

  Jak : Yeah. I'm getting real teary-eyed.

  Krew : I love weapons. I love how they look... how they feel... even how they smell...

  Jak : I think you need serious help.

  Krew : My favorite was the impossibly powerful weapon Mar built to blast open the Metal Head nest. Poor fool died before he could use it, ahh well. But I have a new favorite. The Piercer Bomb I've just completed. My masterpiece is powerful enough to crack open the Precursor Stone, and release the untold energy inside! As soon as the Baron shows up with the Stone, we'll hide it in the last shipment of Eco and deliver it to the Metal Head nest. A surprise dessert, 'ey? Hee hee hmmm... Just take this gun upgrade and forget what you saw here.

  Jak : Not this time, Krew! I'm through being your hired gun!

  Krew : Then it's war, isn't it?