Kicking & Screaming (2005)

David Herman: Referee

Quotes 

• Referee : Where do I know you from?

  Phil Weston : I've been your neighbor for the last seven years!

  Referee : No, that ain't it.

  Phil Weston : That's definitely it!

  Referee : I'll figure it out.

• [Referee's hairpiece falls off; Byong Sun picks it up and puts it on] 

  Byong Sun : Look at me! I'm the Ref! I'm the Ref!

  Referee : [chasing him]  You little... give it back!

  Phil Weston : [grabs it off Byong Sun and gives back]  Sorry about that.

  Bald Soccer Dad : How much do you think one of those things costs?

  Phil Weston : I have no idea.

• Referee : [replacing toupee on head]  Very funny - alright, you all had a laugh?

  Phil Weston : Sorry about that.

  Forest Avery : Hey, how much do you think those things are?

  Phil Weston : I have no idea.