Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005 Video)

Lori Alan: Diane Simmons

Quotes 

• Diane Simmons : In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period.

  Tom Tucker : Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been.

• Diane Simmons : ...And that's it for sports. Now, let's go to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week.

  Ollie Williams : [holding a small puppy]  Who wants this dog?

  Diane Simmons : [cut back]  Thanks, Ollie. And now, let's go to Peter Griffin with "Ya Know What Really Grinds My - "

  [Tom Tucker appears] 

  Diane Simmons : Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore.

  Tom Tucker : Well Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I... can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home.

  Ollie Williams : [off-screen]  Did you check your TCP/IP settings?

  Tom Tucker : Yes I did, Ollie.

  Ollie Williams : [off-screen]  Enable cookies?

  Tom Tucker : Yes, Ollie.

  Ollie Williams : [off-screen]  You want this dog?

  Tom Tucker : No thank you, Ollie.