Entourage (2004–2011)
Kevin Dillon: Johnny 'Drama' Chase
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Quotes
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Johnny Drama : If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle : You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
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Eric : We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama : Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric : Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama : [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
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Turtle : [looking towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama : That's east, you idiot.
Eric : It's west, idiot.
[long pause]
Johnny Drama : Well... I mean, in NY it's east.
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[checking out Eric's new office, which consists of a card table and a chair]
Johnny Drama : Nothing personal, E, but this doesn't exactly say, "I'm Vincent Chase's manager."
Turtle : Yeah, it says, "I'm *Johnny* Chase's manager."
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Johnny Drama : [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
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Johnny Drama : North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
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Turtle : I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama : Cigarettes, not pussy.
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Johnny Drama : I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
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Johnny Drama : [following Mandy Moore] Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
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Johnny Drama : His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
