Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (2003 Video Game)

Steve Blum: Thug Leader, Biker One, Qwark Announcer, The Mathematician, Gladiator

Quotes 

• Thugs-4-Less Boss : Megacorp is up to no good. I will confront them at once and demand... a bigger cut of the action.

• Behind the Hero Narrator : Welcome back to "Behind the Hero". In yet another setback for the embattled Captain Qwark: the galactic court ordered him to play six billion bolts in damages to citizens suffering from Personal Hygienator syndrome. Only two days later Qwark was arrested trying to flee to Pokitaru. The one time hero, now full time zero, was placed in custody awaiting trial. But the next day it was discovered that he had escaped: flushing himself to freedom. We will return to "Behind the Hero" after these messages.

• The Mathmatician : Nobody, I mean nobody gets by the Mathmatician!

  Ratchet : [whispers]  I guess all the good names were taken.

• First Desert Rider : Before I became a Desert Rider, I didn't fit in anywheres. I had low self-esteem, bad breath,

  [whispering] 

  First Desert Rider : a thing for ladies undergarments. But these guys understand me. They really do.

  Second Desert Rider : Yeah I'm just here for the bake sales.

  [burps] 

  Second Desert Rider : oh, yah-yeah I also make these cute gloves for all the guys.

• Thugs-4-Less Boss : Attention all Thugs-4-Less employees. First of all, whatever slug-brain's been eating all the choochy bars in the break room

  [increasing volume] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : better quit stuffing his face or I'll...

  [someone turns on the lights and he looks around] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Hey turn those lights off!

  [they do] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Its bad feng-shui. Ahem. Next our space ron-days-vous point has been moved to, and, listen up knuckle heads, the Feltzin System sector 1-2-3-4-5. If you're no good with numbers find a buddy to help ya. Lastly, the company picnic is this Sunday, and don't forget to bring your own juice this time...

  [lights are turned on again] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Hey! I saw that Cletus! You just earned yourself a write up.

• Operator : For the fifth time I have a collect call to Thugs-4-Less from a Mr "you are gonna die". Will you accept the charges?

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Er "You are gonna die"?

  Operator : I'll take that as a yes.

  The Unknown Thief : [appears on the vid-phone]  You idiot!

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Oh oh.

  The Unknown Thief : I'm paying top dollar for your protection, and your moron employees are off at some picnic!

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Hey, that was a bonding exercise!

  The Unknown Thief : Enough! I'm at the pickup point now, if your men aren't here pronto; you can kiss this contract goodbye.

  [hangs up] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Uh, oh yeah? Well you can kiss your, uh, uh, your, your uh you know what I mean, uh dang it.