Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (2003 Video Game)

Rodger Bumpass: The Unknown, Inventor, Announcer, Dr. Fullbladder

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Quotes 

• The Unknown Thief : I see it's time to update my security forces.

  Ratchet : Woa-hoho, no, hey, no, no, look, I just here to fix the... trans... flux-er-coil.

  The Unknown Thief : Nice try. Give my regards to Megacorp.

• Announcer : Ask yourself, are you man enough, hero enough, insane enough to step into the ring with two of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy? If you answered'yes' you're a big fat liar.

• Dr. Fullbladder : Dr James D. Fullbladder reporting on Megacorp experiment number 13. This update is strictly classified, if you are watching this, you're fired.

• The Unknown Thief : [with Clank strapped into a machine]  You have no idea what you're involved in. Return to your own galaxy immediately, or this will happen to you!

  [he presses a button on the machine, nothing happens] 

  The Unknown Thief : ... or, this, will happen to you.

  [he presses the other button, electrocuting Clank] 

  The Unknown Thief : Farewell.

• Operator : For the fifth time I have a collect call to Thugs-4-Less from a Mr "you are gonna die". Will you accept the charges?

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Er "You are gonna die"?

  Operator : I'll take that as a yes.

  The Unknown Thief : [appears on the vid-phone]  You idiot!

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Oh oh.

  The Unknown Thief : I'm paying top dollar for your protection, and your moron employees are off at some picnic!

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Hey, that was a bonding exercise!

  The Unknown Thief : Enough! I'm at the pickup point now, if your men aren't here pronto; you can kiss this contract goodbye.

  [hangs up] 

  Thugs-4-Less Boss : Uh, oh yeah? Well you can kiss your, uh, uh, your, your uh you know what I mean, uh dang it.

• The Unknown Thief : Thief: Hello, yes...

  [experiment attacks] 

  The Unknown Thief : Hey! No, no, no, not!

  [glass bottles break] 

  The Unknown Thief : Yes I need to order two more containers of sulphuric acid...

  [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break] 

  The Unknown Thief : ... oops, ah, better make that five containers, and, uh, four containers of liquid Nitrog...

  [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break] 

  The Unknown Thief : ... oops, ah, better write six crates of nitroglycerine and...

  [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break, screaming is heard] 

  The Unknown Thief : ... Look, just give me double the last order...

  [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break, screaming is heard, experiment now has Thief's head in mouth, eye's where Thief's would be] 

  The Unknown Thief : ... and I need it delivered.

• The Unknown Thief : Ha! You've lost, Megacorp! Take your imperialistic eco-fascism to another dimension! Say goodbye to your franken-pest!

  Ratchet : Come on, Clank!

  The Unknown Thief : Thief: Too slow, you corporate lackey!