Idiocracy (2006)

Robert Musgrave: Sgt. Keller

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• Pvt. Joe Bowers : Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

  Sgt. Keller : Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following.

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : That doesn't embarrass me.

• Pvt. Joe Bowers : I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time. I'm good at this.

  Sgt. Keller : Good at what? Sittin' on ass? No one ever comes in here.

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up. If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension. I'm all set.

• Pvt. Joe Bowers : [referring to his replacement]  Shouldn't I train this guy?

  Sgt. Keller : I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.