Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003 TV Movie)

Michael Dorn: Rufus 3000

Quotes 

• Kim Possible : I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.

  Ron Stoppable : You're going to the future?

  Kim Possible : Yeah.

  Ron Stoppable : Okay, okay. From here on out...

  [cracks his knuckles] 

  Ron Stoppable : We're in this together, KP.

  Rufus 3000 : But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.

  Kim Possible : 'Impossible?' Check my name.

• Rufus 3000 : [with all naked mole rats gathered]  Rufus Prime, what is the meaning of life?

  Rufus : Cheese!

  [the other naked mole rats applaud] 

  Naked Mole Rat : [to his buddy]  You owe me a buck.

• Kim : Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that.

  Rufus 3000 : I thought it was obvious.

  Ron : Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake.

  Rufus 3000 : Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world?

  Kim : Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.

• Rufus 3000 : I must return to the future, before more damage is done to the time stream! Also, I'm making cookies.

  Kim Possible : Cookies?

  Rufus 3000 : Well, fighting an evil overlord works up a fierce appetite.

  Wade : I hear that.

• Wade : I'm definitely picking up time cooties.

  Kim Possible : Really?

  Wade : No! There's no such thing as time cooties.

  Rufus 3000 : Actually, there are. And they really itch.

• Rufus 3000 : I am Rufus 3000. I have come for you from the future.

  Kim Possible : This just got so much weirder!

  Rufus 3000 : Hicka bicka boo!

  Kim Possible : Huh?

  Rufus 3000 : Hick-a-bick-a-boo.

• Kim Possible : [trying to make sense of it all]  Wow... brain pain.

  Rufus 3000 : Time travel does that.