Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003 TV Movie)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

Quotes 

• Ron : 'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us?

  Robot : The attitude adjustment center.

  Kim : Isn't that the high school?

  Robot : Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.

  Ron : Yep, high school.

• [explaning why he can't wait for Latin class] 

  Ron : Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating...

  [Rufus licks his lips] 

  Ron : ...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo".

  Kim : Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.

  Ron : No salsa?

  Kim : No J-Lo.

• Ron : The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it.

  [Rufus imitates a toilet flushing] 

  Ron : Nice!

  Kim : What are you talking about?

  Ron : Rufus! He just sounded like a toilet.

  Kim : No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team?

  Ron : Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents?

  Kim : Well... it'll be tricky... but doable.

  Ron : You really think so?

  Kim : Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

• Kim Possible : I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.

  Ron Stoppable : You're going to the future?

  Kim Possible : Yeah.

  Ron Stoppable : Okay, okay. From here on out...

  [cracks his knuckles] 

  Ron Stoppable : We're in this together, KP.

  Rufus 3000 : But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.

  Kim Possible : 'Impossible?' Check my name.

• Kim : Okay, type in "KimPossible.com."

  Ron : Loading... Loading..."Kim Possible. She can do anything." Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy.

  Kim : It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.

• Ron : [to Kim after she's met her little brothers, who are now grown up]  Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.

• Ron : My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.

• Kim : Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that.

  Rufus 3000 : I thought it was obvious.

  Ron : Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake.

  Rufus 3000 : Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world?

  Kim : Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.

• Ron Stoppable : [about Robo Duff]  He's more robot than golfer now.

• Shego : I knew my past would come back to haunt me one day.

  Kim : Shego. Ready when you are!

  Shego : Sorry, Kimmie - the Supreme One always delegates. Dr. D? You're on!

  Kim : You're gonna have *Drakken* fight me?

  Ron : As a last line of defense? That's weak sauce!

• Kim Possible : [exiting the sewers]  So far so good.

  Ron Stoppable : [frowning]  Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.

• Kim Possible : Then we'll go lower.

  Ron Stoppable : Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!

  Rufus : Pee-Yuu!

• Ron : [to Shego]  You know, in this light you're kinda cute.

• Kim : [talking to Ron who is in Norway]  Sounds like you're adjusting.

  Ron : Oh, ja. That's Norwegian, or French.

• Ron : Wade, don't you have... like-like a matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace?

  Future Wade : Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside.

  Future Jim : It would be a great chance to meet your spleen.

  Ron : How would I even know it's MY spleen?

• [In the future, an older Jim and Tim tell Kim that their parents moved to the moon] 

  Ron Stoppable : Well, what about my parents?

  Mr. Stoppable : [in a spacesuit, on the moon]  I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere.

• Kim Possible : Duff?

  Duff Killagan : Aye, but now they call me "Robo-Duff!" The world's deadliest golfing cyborg!

  Kim Possible : Wow, now that's a mouthful.

  Ron Stoppable : And really, how many other golfing cyborgs are there? I mean, that cannot be a crowded field...

  Duff Killagan : Ach, shut your yap, boy!

• [sitting at their old desks at Middleton High, now converted into the Obedience Center, cuffs snap shut over their wrists] 

  Ron Stoppable : High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!

  [a pair of collars pop up over their heads] 

  Kim Possible : Or that sort of thing!

  Future Bonnie : Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.