Casper's First Christmas (1979 TV Movie)

John Stephenson: Hairy Scary, Doggie Daddy

Quotes 

• Casper : It's Christmas Eve, Hairy, just this once can't we stay home and maybe do a little decorating?

  Hairy Scary : Ghosts don't decorate, they scare people.

  Casper : But I don't like to scare people, I'm a friendly ghost.

  Hairy Scary : Ghosts don't believe in Christmas.

  Casper : I do! At least, I want to! They say that Christmas is when friends gather to express love, happiness, good wishes, friendship, and you know who comes.

  Hairy Scary : Friends? Friends? Are you pulling my sheet? Ghosts don't have any friends. You gotta get something straight through that transparent little head of yours, Bub. Look out there, if we had any friends or there was anything to that Christmas talk, they wouldn't be tearing our house down as soon as the snow clears.

• Hairy Scary : You said You Know Who is coming. Who is You Know Who that's coming?

  Casper : Santa Claus, Hairy, Santa Claus, you know, the spirit of giving.

  Hairy Scary : Spirit? Spirit? Why didn't you say so, kiddo? Is he as scary as me? Is he? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  Casper : Golly no, Hairy, Santa Claus isn't a ghost, he's supposed to be a big, jolly gentleman, with rosy cheeks and a big round belly, that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.

  Hairy Scary : Sounds like one of those types that runs for political office.

• Yogi Bear : Somebody said turn left and I said 'left?' and somebody else said right, so naturally, I turned right.

  Boo Boo : In this case, Yogi, right was wrong.

  Doggie Daddy : What a wrong turn of events this is. If we don't get to the lodge, we don't get to have Christmas.

  Auggie Doggie : Golly Dear Old Dad, Christmas will come whether we find the lodge or not.

  Doggie Daddy : That's my boy who said that, and he might have a point there, and I don't mean on the top of his head.

  Huckleberry Hound : That's right, Auggie Doggie, Christmas will come, no matter where we're at.

  Auggie Doggie : All we need is a place to be cozy and warm.

  Doggie Daddy : And a pretty Christmas type tree with all the trimmings.

  Huckleberry Hound : And Santa Claus will be sure to find us.

• Hairy Scary : My favorite kind of food: food!

• Doggie Daddy : Run for your life, son, there's a giant ghost in the kitchen! He's bigger than both of us!

  Auggie Doggie : A giant g-g-ghost?

  Doggie Daddy : Even bigger than that! He's big, big!

• Casper : Wow gee! A fire, and a Christmas tree! It's beautiful!

  Hairy Scary : It's disgusting!

• Casper : Hairy, look!

  Hairy Scary : What is it, where, what, what?

  Casper : Our house!

  Hairy Scary : Our house?

  Casper : There's a light in our window.

  Hairy Scary : It can't be, we don't own any lights!

  Casper : A car! Someone's come to pay us a visit.

  Hairy Scary : Visit my foot, they're claim jumpers, kid, you can't trust anyone these days.