- Man in Haunted House: [hearing a mournful howl] I say, there seems to be someone in that closet.
- Woman in Haunted House: Or someTHING.
- Christopher: I wanna see what's behind the door.
- Cindy: You know what's behind there. Some sort of horrible creature or something.
- Christopher: Really?
- Cindy: I don't know.
- Christopher: [the Nightmare tosses the plate of cookies into his mouth] Don't they feed you in there?