- Mrs. Green: I don't want her hanging around that Daniels boy, violence is hereditary.
- Mr. Anderson: Agnes she's gonna see that boy with or without your blessing so you may as well give it, so she can stop sneaking around having sex at my house.
- Kevin Daniels: Maybe he'll be took drunk to yell. Guess we keep you guys up all night sometimes huh?
- Nick Anderson: It's not so bad. It beats TV.
- Mrs. Anderson: You know damn well those kids aren't going upstairs to study.
- Mr. Anderson: Hey better our house than someone else's. At least we know were our kid is.
- Ben Carter: What's up Tracey? Whenever you're ready to stop hanging out with these loser come on over to my side.
- Kevin Daniels: Oh cool, can she bring a date?
- Nick Anderson: Sometimes I wonder if she really knows me. She keeps expecting me turn into that little boy in the picture over the fireplace.
- Tracy Green: You are that little boy in the picture over the fireplace.
- Mrs. McCarthy: Hmm... so that's what an Anderson male tastes like. Are you gonna tell your friends about this?
- Nick Anderson: Do you want me to?
- Trevor McCarthy: Two hundred and fifty days a year. Eight hours a day. Elementary school. Junior High. High School. I figure it's about time we say hi to each other.
- Nick Anderson: ...hi
- Ashley Story: Look, I'm horny I call you. You're horny you call me.
- Nick Anderson: I'm always horny
- Ashley Story: Then call me.
- Mrs. Green: Missy maybe you could go shopping while you are here.
- Step-mom Missy: Malls make me nauseous.