Cracker (TV Series)
The Big Crunch: Part 1 (1994)
Kieran O'Brien: Mark Fitzgerald
Quotes
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[Mark walks in on Fitz and a naked Penhaligon in Fitz's bedroom]
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : We never did have that little chat, did we?
[Mark throws a paper at Fitz and storms into a bathroom. Fitz follows him]
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Look, I'm sorry.
Mark Fitzgerald : Does Mum know?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : No, not yet. Your mother left me, if you don't remember.
Mark Fitzgerald : Eh? No, she didn't! She didn't leave! You drove her away 'cuz you're... cuz you're a dickhead!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Well, that's a fair summary of the facts, probably.
Mark Fitzgerald : And I'm older than her!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Hardly! What do you expect me to do? Spend the rest of my life like Cliff bloody Richards?