Cracker (TV Series)
Men Should Weep: Part 1 (1994)
Ricky Tomlinson: Wise
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Quotes
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DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : Beck raped me, sir.
DCI Charlie Wise : I never heard that.
DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : Detective Sergeant Beck raped me, sir.
DCI Charlie Wise : You've got evidence?
DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : He smokes, he drinks whiskey, he wears the right kind of aftershave, and he handled the slides.
DCI Charlie Wise : That's not evidence.
DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : He's destroyed the evidence!
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DCI Charlie Wise : He's in intensive care. He's lying there like a cabbage.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [Sarcastically] It can't be that bad - he's doin' impressions.
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DCI Charlie Wise : Keep your opinions to yourself. You've already upset a fellow officer.
DS Jimmy Beck : Who?
DCI Charlie Wise : So just keep your mouth shut.
DS Jimmy Beck : Who've I upset?
DCI Charlie Wise : It doesn't matter.
DS Jimmy Beck : I'm sorry, sir, but it does. Someone's complained about me, yeah?
DCI Charlie Wise : Yeah.
DS Jimmy Beck : Penhaligon?
DCI Charlie Wise : No.
DS Jimmy Beck : I don't believe you.
DCI Charlie Wise : Tough.
DS Jimmy Beck : DCI Billborough would've never allowed this. A copper going behind her mate's back?
DCI Charlie Wise : I'm not Billborough!
DS Jimmy Beck : [Sarcastically] No, sir.
DCI Charlie Wise : Jimmy, don't push your luck.
DS Jimmy Beck : DCI Billborough always encouraged us to speak our minds.
DCI Charlie Wise : Oh, piss off.
[Jimmy pauses]
DCI Charlie Wise : Piss off!
DS Jimmy Beck : [Sarcastically] Sir!
[Beck leaves the room]
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DCI Charlie Wise : "If it were up to me, I'd give you a medal." You said that?
DS Jimmy Beck : No, sir.
DCI Charlie Wise : I don't believe you. The man's a criminal, he put...
DS Jimmy Beck : No jury's gonna convict him!
DCI Charlie Wise : ...a fellow human being into hospital.
DS Jimmy Beck : A pervert, sir! Not a human being!
DCI Charlie Wise : A human being! Now would you like to wait in my office? I'll talk to you there! Wait in my office.
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Floyd Malcolm : Look, I don't need to rape.
DCI Charlie Wise : Yeah, the old ones are always the best, aren't they.
Floyd Malcolm : I drive a cab. I pick up girls full of booze. I get plenty of offers. I don't need to rape. So please, let me go.
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DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : Do you think he should be on this case?
DCI Charlie Wise : Jimmy Beck?
DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : Shouldn't we get someone a little more sensitive? Atilla the Hun, maybe?
DCI Charlie Wise : You'd go off the case before Beck, love.