Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Birds of Prey (2003)

Jane Wymark: Joyce Barnaby

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Joyce, what have you done?

  Joyce Barnaby : Since you were never going to look seriously at the brochures, I took the dates, and Cully did it. We're booked. We're going to Botswana in April.

  [passes him the brochure] 

  Joyce Barnaby : Here's to our holiday.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Joyce, looks as if these people are sitting on top of an elephant.

  Joyce Barnaby : That's right. It's an elephant-back safari. Won't it be wonderful! Cheers.

• Joyce Barnaby : I don't know what it's like. I've never even seen it in a supermarket before. I thought it would set the right sort of mood.

  [begins eating] 

  Joyce Barnaby : Mmm. It's not bad.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : No, it's very good. What is it?

  Joyce Barnaby : Ostrich.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : I thought you wanted to see the animals, not eat them.

  Joyce Barnaby : I do, but it was the only thing I could find that was African. Well, I say African. The ostrich farm is just outside Cheltenham. The wine is South African. Cheers.