Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Workforce (2001)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

Quotes 

• Harry Kim : I'm still feeling kinda queasy from that nectar.

  The Doctor : I treated you days ago!

  Harry Kim : Whatever you did hasn't worked. Maybe all those command subroutines are compromising your medical abilities.

  The Doctor : Maybe all that sarcasm is compromising your natural charm.

• The Doctor : [to Chakotay]  I assumed *I'd* be in charge during your absence, Commander!

  Harry Kim : 'scuse me?

  The Doctor : [to Kim]  An Emergency Command Hologram, programmed with over two million tactical subroutines, outranks an ensign.

  Harry Kim : A few words to the computer, and this ensign can delete those subroutines.

  The Doctor : Then you'd be depriving yourself of a skilled leader for the sake of your ego.

  Harry Kim : Hah, *my* ego?

  Chakotay : Gentlemen! Work it out.

  The Doctor , Harry Kim : Aye, sir.

• The Doctor : [attempting repairs]  Reinitialize the subspace transponder.

  Voyager Computer : [bleeps]  Warning. Main computer is failing.

  The Doctor : Switch to backup processors.

  Voyager Computer : Main computer stabilized.

  The Doctor : Good. Now, let's try this again. Reinitialize the subspace transponder.

  Voyager Computer : Unable to comply.

  The Doctor : Why not?

  Voyager Computer : Insufficient power.

  The Doctor : And they say *I'm* difficult.

• The Doctor : I've repaired the deuterium injectors, brought secondary propulsion back online, and soothed Ensign Kim's upset tummy.

  Chakotay : Good work.

• The Doctor : We're trying to find our friends.

  Quarren Ambassador : Most of your friends have excellent positions in the Central Power Facility in the capitol. Why would any of them want to travel thousands of light-years to a planet on the other side of the galaxy when they have safe, comfortable lives right here?

  Chakotay : Because it isn't their home.

  Quarren Ambassador : I suggest you look elsewhere to increase your labor supply.