The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)
Young Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom (1993)
Sean Patrick Flanery: Indiana Jones
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Quotes
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Indiana Jones : Look at that sunset.
Remy : It's beautiful. It's magnificent. It's... in the wrong place!
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Donald Parks : You don't appear to know much about trains.
Indiana Jones : Well, actually, I know a lot about trains. I spend my summers working shoveling coal on trains but that really doesn't teach you much about time tables here in the middle of Africa.
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Donald Parks : I don't suppose you speak German?
Indiana Jones : Ich spreche viele sprache.
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Indiana Jones : Six days?
Big Mac : Son, the good Lord made the world in six days, what's blowing up a cannon compared to that?
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Indiana Jones : So how did you all end up in the same unit?
Donald Parks : All us 'creaky old geezers'? When war broke out, nobody would have us, so we formed our own.
Frederick Selous : Bad thing about growing old, my boy, is the world thinks you're used up, no good to anyone. Bit of a waste, really. You spend your life gaining wisdom and experience, and then nobody wants it.
Indiana Jones : Yeah, that's great, but we're talking about blowing up a train.
Donald Parks : True, we're not as fast as we used to be, and the bones do creak from time to time.
Frederick Selous : [as he and Birdy steal Indy's marshmallow] But age and treachery will always triumph over youth and speed.
Big Mac : [amid laughter] Thanks, kid!
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Indiana Jones : I can't believe we're risking our lives for toilet paper.
Donald Parks : Leave no outhouse unplundered.
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Indiana Jones : [expecting an explosion] What happened?
Birdy : Nothing.
Indiana Jones : [shouting] I know nothing happened!
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Indiana Jones : [putting on a shoveler's uniform] Ok, what do I do when I get there?
Frederick Selous : Do you always have to have a plan?
Indiana Jones : It helps!
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Frederick Selous : What are you doing?
Indiana Jones : We're going back, aren't we? We can't let them have that gun.
Frederick Selous : [Donald gives a thumbs up] Yes, of course. You wait for my orders next time.
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Indiana Jones : What, are you crazy? That's got to be five hundred yards. Nobody could make that shot.
Donald Parks : Not true. I'd say there are at least... three people in the world who could.
Frederick Selous : [taking aim] I used to be the best shot in Africa once... according to you.
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Remy : Look what you've got me into!
Indiana Jones : Oh great, so now suddenly it's all my fault?
Remy : It's not suddenly your fault, it's always been your fault!
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Remy : [finally catching on to Selous' plan] It's a kidnapping!
Indiana Jones : You had this planned all along.
Frederick Selous : Of course.
Indiana Jones : But why drag us into it?
Frederick Selous : I needed you. You're my good luck.
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Gen. Jan Christian Smuts : I suggest you patch those holes.
Indiana Jones : We did kidnap my father. It's a nightmare!
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Indiana Jones : So why do the British want you so badly?
Colonel Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck : I'm a military genius.
Indiana Jones : [suppressing laughter] There's no sense of being modest.
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Indiana Jones : Nice shot.
Margaret Trappe : I was aiming at your head.
Indiana Jones : Well then I take it back.