- Patrick Star: Did you find my lost socks?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Not yet Patrick.
- Patrick Star: Oh. Did they find you?
- Patrick Star: I want to play, I want to play!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, we're not playing. We're fighting for our lives!
- Patrick Star: I want to play, I want to play!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, alright!
- French Narrator: The next morning.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with-wow!
- [He sees markings reading Bikini Bottom Stinks]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary, did you do that?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What if I want to watch a movie I haven't seen? Like can I see, Death Fish 2000?
- Theater Employee: Sorry, sir.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What about, Carp Wars?
- Theater Employee: No.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Nautical Nonsense 23, the Procrastination?
- Theater Employee: Uh, sir, I'm on break now.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, okay.
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: The robots have stolen priceless artwork from the museum. If you can return it all to me, I'll give you a Golden Spatula.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Why do you want all that artwork?
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: [agitated] DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWERS TO!
- Patrick Star: Now will you vaporize me?
- Plankton: I might spare your life so I can force you to work in my sweatshop making low-quality designer knockoff wallets.
- Patrick Star: Oh, thank you!
- Bubble Buddy: So, what are you supposed to be?
- Patrick Star: I'm a starfish. What are you?
- Bubble Buddy: I'm a figment of Spongebob's imagination.
- Patrick Star: Oh, that makes sense.
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: Well done, Patrick. You're a real star. Hahaha.
- Patrick Star: Can I get a cookie?
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: No!