American Dad! (TV Series 2005– ) Poster

(2005– )

Dee Bradley Baker: Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Rogu, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, Billy Kloots, CIA Agent, CIA Guard, Doctor, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster, Fisherman, Kid, Kisses, M.C., Mike, Mild-Mannered Man, Narrator, Restaurant Customer, Spencer, Stanferatu, Thank You Message, The Pope

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Quotes 

  • Klaus : There's an old German saying: "Don't blame the fish!" There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

  • Klaus : You don't know why the Americans and the Germans were fighting in World War 2? Nobody knows...

  • Klaus : Has anybody noticed we're watching Gay Porn?

    Frat Dude : Maybe it's only Gay at the beginning! I say we keep watching!

  • Klaus : Francine! I can see your Schmootzplatschen!

  • Klaus : You don't know the Story of the Fraulein and the Little Person?

  • Klaus : You don't know the Story of the Hawk and the Schnauser?

  • Klaus : Say that in mein bowl!

  • Klaus : Welcome to the water jungle baby!

  • Hayley Smith : I just can't flunk out of Social Studies, I just can't!

    Klaus : Why not? I think you'd make a great Pharmaceuticals sales rep...

  • Klaus : Am I early for Book Club?

    Roger the Alien : No! You're late! And that's two weeks in a row! You're out!

    Klaus : I didn't read it anyway...

  • Klaus : He was my only Uncle, Steve! The odds of my grandparents crapping out another Uncle at this point are pretty low...

  • Klaus : They say if you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of a dead kid!

    Hayley Smith : Whoah. Hang on, how do you play Monopoly backwards?

  • Snot Lonstein : I can't wait to tell you about Jewish Camp!

    Klaus : You CAME BACK from Jewish Camp?

  • Klaus : Facebook is the site people go to after they've finished yanking it.

  • Klaus : If they cut your head off, try to blink your eyes for as long as possible. I have a theory to test...

    Steve Smith : Jeez Klaus, how can you be so terrible?

    Klaus : I'm German! It's what we do.

  • Klaus : I'm a Fish, Stan! Sometimes I smell Fishy!

  • Klaus : Francine! Why didn't you tell me you were having work done? I would gladly have gone halfsies on a Superboob.

  • Klaus : I'm pretending to be Life's DVD Commentary. It's something to do while I wait to Die of Fin-Rot.

  • Klaus : The Walls of my Anus are cuter than that Panda!

  • Klaus : Here's your allowance: five bubbles. Oh, what the hell. Six bubbles! Don't tell your mother!

  • Klaus : The French word for it is "La Petit Mort" or the Little Death. It comes from the 16th Century when only midgets were allowed to have orgasms. It's true! Read the Bible.

  • Klaus : Welcome to Hell, otherwise known as my life.

  • Klaus : Modelling is not about the blow-jobs! Well, it's mostly about the blow-jobs...

  • Klaus : She has no maternal instincts.

  • Klaus : She wasn't even hungry, she was just eating to eat!

  • Klaus : Don't be stupid, Steve! Even Science has its limits. I simply transferred all of your consciousnesses into my body so you'd know what it's like to be me!

  • Klaus : Aufwiederschein, cruelish Worldenplace!

  • Klaus : Hey, it's 1pm!

    [Plays Russian Roulette and loses] 

    Klaus : Okay!

    [to the gun] 

    Klaus : I'll see you tomorrow!

  • Klaus : I'll do it! I bleed HTML!

  • Klaus : I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR! BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

  • Klaus : Why don't you go to The Learning Annexe? You tell them what you want to learn, they look it up on the Internet, and then Teach it to you!

  • Klaus : Tonight's the night I'm supposed to help Jurgen hunt Slenderman.

  • Klaus : Xenu later, alligator!

  • Klaus : Ah, for this one the Network said Stan had to Learn a Lesson. It's very disappointing.

  • Klaus : Oh, are you going to live together for a year, first? Are you going to get a small dog, for practise? Kill yourself, Charlie! Your life's been lived a million times...

  • Klaus : We'll get Jurgen to hack them later. I don't know anything about Computers.

  • Klaus : Ha! You just missed the funniest joke of the episode.

  • Klaus : Sorry, Stan. I guess it WASN'T ON MY RADAR!

  • Klaus : Stanislavski said Acting was the Grandest Lie!

    Roger the Alien : [Throws Klaus's fishbowl against the Wall] 

  • Klaus : He was a Balloon!

  • Steve Smith : Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a woman?

    Klaus : ...You've got a pretty mouth.

  • Hayley Smith : Ah! There's a Ghost doing Sudoku!

    Klaus : That's my new girlfriend.

    Hayley Smith : How?

    Klaus : Love is a Mystery. I was just explaining that to these gibronies.

  • Jeff Fischer : Klaus, my good man!

    Klaus : Jeff, my good Sir!

  • Klaus : Making Love to a Wraith is like boning a fine Mist.

    Jeff Fischer : Is that good?

    Klaus : Oh, yes!

  • Klaus : I think our songs should be darker, Wraithier.

    Jeff Fischer : You think our songs should be Wraithier?

    Klaus : Yes!

    Jeff Fischer : And this is your idea?

  • Klaus : [Zones out] 

    Jeff Fischer : Klaus!

    Klaus : Sorry, sometimes she hijacks my Brain and shows me hilarious visions!

  • Jeff Fischer : My Good Man! Care for a Pleasant Afternoon?

    Klaus : Sorry, Jeff, I'm too depressed about losing the Love of my Life.

  • Klaus : Stretcheroo? The Pyramid Scheme?

    Jeff Fischer : No, the Multi-Level Marketing Scheme!

  • Klaus : Right, so, roll the Dungeons and Dragons dice, consult the corresponding Bible verse... As ye hear the sound of the trumpet... Absalom reigneth in Hebron... That's it, I'm in too!

  • Klaus : Denuda! Denuda! There's something I must say to you, Denuda!

    Denuda : What?

    Klaus : Err... Hey!

  • Klaus : Isn't that a Tad morally dubious?

    Francine Smith : Just a Tad, which makes it okay!

  • Klaus : Heavy is the Head that wears the Crown.

  • Roger the Alien : Argh, it went into that tiny sinkhole!

    Klaus : I know, I thought it would go into that

    [other] 

    Klaus : one.

  • Klaus : I like to visualise three spheres floating in Complex Orbit until I disassociate from my Body.

  • Klaus : I am this close to being MR RICHEST DOG!

  • Klaus : You don't meet a lot of Funny Dentists.

  • Steve Smith : You can't rhyme Blue with Blew!

    Klaus : They're different Bloos!

  • Klaus : This Childproof Aspirin is Finproof, too!

  • Hayley Smith : What's all that racket back there?

    Klaus : That's the sound of us being unique multifaceted individuals!

  • Stan Smith : Monopoly?

    Klaus : AW HELL, YEAH!

  • Klaus : We've got to go to the North Pole and Save and or Avenge those Fuckers! Let's ride!

  • Klaus : Why don't we do a few episodes about properly cleaning your butthole?

  • Francine Smith : And that's how you became a Fish?

    Klaus : No, that's how I became Traumatised!

    [Becoming a Fish isn't Traumatic?] 

  • Francine Smith : That was Hayley, Jeff needs us.

    Steve Smith : Is this about the Hat thing?

    Klaus : You bet your Ass it is! Let's roll!

  • Klaus : No-one's a Saint, here!

  • Klaus : NEVER LOVE A WHORE, STEVE! NEVER! Waaaah! Baba...

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