American Dad! (2005– )
Jeff Fischer: Jeff Fischer, Camp Sniper, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Drug Dealer, Glenn, Kidnapper
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Quotes
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Religious Kid : [to Hayley] You should be stoned!
Jeff Fischer : I'm way ahead of you, kid!
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Hayley Smith : Jeff likes to watch the same movie over and over. So we're watching The Land Before Time: The Secret of Saurus Rock.
Jeff Fischer : She has to explain a lot of it to me, but I'm just beginning to understand that Dragons can't talk.
Hayley Smith : Dinosaurs!
Jeff Fischer : [winking] Dinosnores.
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Hayley Smith : It's a beautiful painting.
Jeff Fischer : Thanks, but I was trying to write a book. I'LL NEVER BE A NOVELIST!
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Jeff Fischer : [Modelling] We got here by making healthy choices.
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Jeff Fischer : Mr S, can I talk to you about something?
Stan Smith : Not if I turn on the radio!
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Jeff Fischer : Let's just go home and do brother stuff there. Like wait for our parents to die and then fight over their money.
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Jeff Fischer : Please don't skin my wife, dude. I love her.
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Hayley Smith : You big Doof. I can't wait to have your big Doofy Baby!
Jeff Fischer : I can't wait to have a Babe with you, too, Babe!
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Jeff Fischer : Klaus, my good man!
Klaus : Jeff, my good Sir!
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Klaus : Making Love to a Wraith is like boning a fine Mist.
Jeff Fischer : Is that good?
Klaus : Oh, yes!
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Klaus : I think our songs should be darker, Wraithier.
Jeff Fischer : You think our songs should be Wraithier?
Klaus : Yes!
Jeff Fischer : And this is your idea?
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Klaus : [Zones out]
Jeff Fischer : Klaus!
Klaus : Sorry, sometimes she hijacks my Brain and shows me hilarious visions!
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Jeff Fischer : [Giant Pink Moustache]
Roger the Alien : Wherever the Comb goes, the Wraith goes! Steal the Comb and you steal the Wraith! It's the only way to break them up...
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Jeff Fischer : My Good Man! Care for a Pleasant Afternoon?
Klaus : Sorry, Jeff, I'm too depressed about losing the Love of my Life.
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Jeff Fischer : I will have the Salman!
Stan Smith : It's pronounced...
Jeff Fischer : I SAY SALMAN, AND I WANT IT!
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Klaus : Stretcheroo? The Pyramid Scheme?
Jeff Fischer : No, the Multi-Level Marketing Scheme!
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Jeff Fischer : Can I be an EVP, too?
[Executive Vice President, not Electronic Voice Phenomena]
Francine Smith : That would be Nepotism, and that's just Bad Optics.
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Jeff Fischer : Thanks for letting me order the Salman!
[Spits it out immediately, the Salmon, into Hayley's napkin]
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Jeff Fischer : Darling, are you okay? You're growling more than usual...
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Jeff Fischer : Can you hear the sound of your Brain Cells dying?
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Hayley Smith : Aim for the melon! Aim for the melon!
Jeff Fischer : I am! I am!
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Jeff Fischer : You left me with Klaus, you perfidious *****!
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Jeff Fischer : I hear that meerkats are not just mere cats.
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Jeff Fischer : [to Avery] Tell them, Mr Buttock!
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Jeff Fischer : I can do Italy or I can do Jeff!
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Jeff Fischer : I'm hatless!
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Jeff Fischer : The only thing that separates us from the animals is our hats!
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Jeff Fischer : I'm no Pooh Abromarl.
