American Dad! (2005– )
Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Nurse, Patricia, Spitz, Susie's Mother
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Quotes
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Roger the Alien : Floor Spaghetti!
Francine Smith : Floor Spaghetti?
Roger the Alien : [Floor Spaghetti] Floor Spaghetti.
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Francine Smith : I did it again. I said something helpful and went past it.
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Francine Smith : Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up a piece of ass who wouldn't give him any.
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Francine Smith : I'm like a woman who marries her rapist.
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Francine Smith : Maybe you should take zinc, you know, for your memory. Because you forgot how to get an erection.
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Francine Smith : Here's your endpiece, don't forget to chew!
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Francine Smith : [Roger's playing her daughter] She loves to pretend! We think she might have S K T S... Sorry, I'm trying to spell "Skitsanophria"!
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Francine Smith : DAMN YOU COCONUT!
Stan Smith : Is it even worth it anymore? The Carnage? The shattered lives?
Roger the Alien : We all remember how happy that woman looked drinking out of that Coconut, don't we? So, we'll have to think outside the box.
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Francine Smith : I'm going to go down to Seaworld and punch a dolphin in the face.
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Roger the Alien : Are you going to help Hayley out of that Cult?
Francine Smith : No, she has to get herself out, because...
Roger the Alien : Benevolent Neglect!
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Steve Smith : I can't believe I'm going to die a Virgin!
Francine Smith : Oh, honey, there was a 70-80% chance of that, anyway.
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Francine Smith : I just want to see what we look like.
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Francine Smith : Oh, please, I've visited you at work! You just Google people you went to College with all day.
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Francine Smith : It looks like things are getting a little too spicy for the pepper.
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Jeff Fischer : Can I be an EVP, too?
[Executive Vice President, not Electronic Voice Phenomena]
Francine Smith : That would be Nepotism, and that's just Bad Optics.
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Francine Smith : You don't have to go to College! You can just buy the Sweatshirts...
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Klaus : Isn't that a Tad morally dubious?
Francine Smith : Just a Tad, which makes it okay!
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Francine Smith : Your brain is riddled with spiders! We had to abandon ship!
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Francine Smith : I've always wanted to be remembered in the annals of History.
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Francine Smith : [Entourage includes six Hummingbirds]
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Francine Smith : Klaus, I'm going to sleep for the next 36 hours, I am not to be disturbed.
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Francine Smith : I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
The Sizzle : It's pronounced "Twilight Zone".
Francine Smith : Twilight Zone?
The Sizzle : Twilight Zone.
Francine Smith : Twilight Zone?
The Sizzle : Twilight Zone, hit it but don't hit it.
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Francine Smith : [Amateur pottery-making has landed her in a Mental Institution]
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Francine Smith : Stan said Brock became a Scientologist and cut all the Suppressive people out of his life.
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Francine Smith : We were a Mega-Daughter-Mama-Charmarama!
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Francine Smith : And that's how you became a Fish?
Klaus : No, that's how I became Traumatised!
[Becoming a Fish isn't Traumatic?]
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Francine Smith : What a complex and exciting ecosystem this town has!
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Francine Smith : What is that, a joke?
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Francine Smith : That was Hayley, Jeff needs us.
Steve Smith : Is this about the Hat thing?
Klaus : You bet your Ass it is! Let's roll!
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Francine Smith : Look what you made me do!
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Francine Smith : Let me tell you a Secret. I've been carrying around this Brick in my Purse to make myself feel rich. My God, I have nothing...
[curls up, starts rocking back and forth]
