Tangled (2010)

Jeffrey Tambor: Big Nose Thug

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Quotes 

• Big Nose Thug : [sings]  I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion, / But despite my extra toes, and my goiter and my nose, I really want to make a love connection. / Can't you see me with a special little lady, rowing in a row boat down the stream? / Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter, / 'Cause way down deep inside I got a dream.

  Big Nose Thug : [sings]  I've got a dream,

  Chorus : [background singing]  He's got a dream,

  Big Nose Thug : And I know one day romance will reign supreme, / Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming, / Like everybody else, I've got a dream.

• Hook Hand Thug : What about you?

  Flynn Rider : I'm sorry, me?

  Big Nose Thug : [unhangs Flynn]  What's your dream?

  Flynn Rider : No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.

  [the thugs draw their swords at them] 

• Big Nose Thug : [sings]  Tor would like to quit and be a florist.

  Vlad : [sings]  Gunther does interior design.

  Thug 2 : [sings]  Ulf is into mime.

  Big Nose Thug : [sings]  Attila's cupcakes are sublime.

  Big Nose Thug , Thug 2 : [sung together]  Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows.

  Hook Hand Thug : [sings]  And Vladimir collects ceramic u-ni-corns...

  [Vladimir smiles with a sinister, ominous look]