Love Surreal (2006 TV Movie)
Will Friedle: Calvin Dillwaller
Quotes
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Calvin Dillwaller : You want some chicken salad? I made it with ham.
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Calvin Dillwaller : Just be careful man: girl is a 4-letter word.
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Quinn Andrews : Cal, what are you doing?
Calvin Dillwaller : Fixing your car.
Quinn Andrews : But my car's not broken.
Calvin Dillwaller : Oh.
[pause]
Calvin Dillwaller : You should go to Abby's.
Quinn Andrews : Am I gonna walk?
Calvin Dillwaller : Well, your car's kinda broken!
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Abby Morrison : I hope you're not leaving because of me!
Calvin Dillwaller : It's totally because of you. It's just weird.
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Quinn Andrews : Cal, the light.
Calvin Dillwaller : Quinn, the pants.
Quinn Andrews : What?
Calvin Dillwaller : I thought we were playing word association!
Quinn Andrews : No! Just shut off the light!
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Quinn Andrews : [while playing Pong, the first primitive video game] Just a quick question, man: when are you gonna get a new game?
Calvin Dillwaller : They made new games?
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Calvin Dillwaller : Let's see if you can get past the Canadian!
[Quinn hits Calvin in the crotch with a hockey puck]
Quinn Andrews : Are you OK?
Calvin Dillwaller : Give me another one, man, come on!
Quinn Andrews : But I just hit you in the K-nuts.
Calvin Dillwaller : You just hit the right one. I'm invincible, man!