Here Comes Dr. Tran (2003)

Breehn Burns: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Oh, my God, look at that fat cock!

  [cut to rooster walking in front of Dr. Tran] 

  Narrator : Sorry Doctor... that was fucked up.

• Narrator : AND THEN HE'S OFF TO EAT HICKORY-SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES.

  Dr. Tran : ...Hickory WHAT? Smoked WHAT?

  Narrator : ...FROM A CUP!

  Dr. Tran : No, I won't!

  Narrator : YES, HE WILL.

• Dr. Tran : [Yelling, out of breath]  I'm not

  Narrator : Dr. Tran!