Veronica Mars (2004–2019)

Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars

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• Keith : So how was your date?

  Veronica : Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!

  Keith : That's not funny.

  Veronica : I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was.

• Keith : How's about an early peek at one of your Christmas presents?

  Veronica : What about our strict "Christmas morning only" rule?

  Keith : This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!

  Veronica : [following Keith to her bedroom]  I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room!

• Veronica : [enter Keith]  And...

  Keith : [happy]  Who's your Daddy?

  Veronica : I hate it when you say that.

  Keith : This is important, you remember this, I used to be cool.

  Veronica : When?

  Keith : '77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.

  Veronica : I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" or "stacked".

• Keith : Didn't he get busted for murder?

  Veronica : Assault.

  Keith : See? He's not even a very good murderer.

• Keith : I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.

  Veronica : Isn't she?

  Keith : No, it's not that simple...

  Veronica : Yeah it is. The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that splits.

• Keith : [to Veronica in next room]  Hey! Earth to Mars!

• Veronica : Hi, Dad.

  [beat] 

  Veronica : Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.

  Keith : [to Cliff]  You know the odd thing? Those were also her very first words.

• Keith : [seeing the game hens Veronica has cooked]  You know, elf, we might not be the richest family in town, but we can afford normal-sized birds once a year or so.

  Veronica : Game hens. They were just so cute. Plus, this way, we won't have to eat left-overs on New Year's.

  Keith : That's smart thinking. Come on, what do they taste like?

  Veronica : [laughing]  I don't know. Dense little turkeys?

• Keith : You'll never guess who stopped by today.

  Veronica : If you say Josh Hartnett, I am going to be so bummed.

• Keith : Part of me is proud... and let's just leave it at that.

• Veronica : Is that lasagna I smell?

  Keith : Keith Mars' secret recipe.

  Veronica : You double the cheese. Your secret is out... You're making salad? I know pity cooking when I see it. There must be more bad news.

  Keith : Maybe we should wait 'til after dinner, huh?

  Veronica : Spill it. I promise I won't let it ruin my appetite.

• Keith : Sorry, sweetheart. You can't buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can.

• Keith : Did you watch

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  Keith : again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.